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by used to say, "What are you doing?"
I said, "There is no need to do anything -- to be is enough!"
And they would look at me and say, "You are crazy! Do something, otherwise you will end up in being nothing."
And they were right, I have ended in being nothing. But I am immensely happy that I started very early to see that the greatest joy is inside, nobody can give it to me. I have never participated in any game, I have never bothered about any work the family needed. Slowly, slowly my family started taking for granted that I was no more -- my being or not being made no difference.
I have enjoyed the faces of my family when they looked at me as if they were looking at an insane person; I still enjoy to remember it. Naturally if you are not doing something people think you are wasting your life. The reality is that when you are not doing anything, when you are just being, you are finding the path towards your ultimate destiny.
Before we die and become buddhas ... one time more, because one never knows about tomorrow, so better become tonight ....
Just a few small laughs, because Sardar Gurudayal Singh is waiting very silently. And Avirbhava ....
When Gozo the gorilla dies his female companion, Gertie, gets very horny. After a few months she begins to get violent, as her need for sex increases. Finally the zookeepers decide to get a man to make love to her.
They go downtown and pick up Jose, a big Mexican, and offer him twenty dollars to do the job.
They put a muzzle on Gertie's mouth, tie her arms to the bars, and then let the Mexican into the cage. When Gertie sees that Jose has an erection, she goes wild. She rips her arms loose from the bars and begins crushing him in her embrace.
"Help!" shouts Jose. "For Christ's sake, help!"
"Don't worry," shouts the keeper. "We'll get the elephant gun and shoot her!"
"No! No!" cries Jose. "Don't shoot her! Just get her muzzle off -- I want to kiss her!"
Dodoski has fallen on hard times, so he turns to crime. He kidnaps the six-year-old son of the richest man in Warsaw. Dodoski writes the ransom note, asks for half a million dollars,
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