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standing there!
The very first day my father entered hospital and we were given quarters in the hospital to live in, I could not resist; it was impossible. The board alone was enough but to put a policeman there with a gun -- this was too much. I went directly.
The policeman was standing there; he looked at me. He could not believe it because it had never happened: I pissed!
He said, "What are you doing? Can't you read?"
I said, "I can read -- better than you."
And he said, "Can't you see me with this gun?"
I said, "I can see that too. It is because of your gun and this board -- otherwise I had no need. My house is just a two-minute walk from here, and I have just come from the bathroom. It is really difficult to piss because my bladder is empty. But I cannot avoid the temptation."
He said, "You will have to come with me to the chief administrator of the hospital" -- it was a big hospital.
So I said, "Okay, I will come." I went there. The administrator was very angry.
He said, "You have just entered -- the first day, and you do such a thing?"
I said, "But what can I do? This policeman was pissing there!"
He said, "What!"
I said, "Yes, he was pissing there, and when I saw that a policeman was pissing there I thought perhaps it is absolutely legal, this board is nonsense."
The policeman said, "Who says I was pissing? This is absolutely wrong!"
The administrator said, "This is strange. Let us see."
What I had done, I had pissed in two places and I showed him those two. The administrator said, "Two places!" He said to the policeman, "Your services are finished! And that innocent boy -- he is not wrong. If you are pissing here ... you are supposed to prevent people."
I said, "I saw him, with his gun, pissing here, so I said, `Perhaps this is perfectly okay.' And I am new anyway, I don't know much." And the policeman could not deny it; there was no way to deny.
I said, "If you were not pissing you can deny it, but that simply means that you were not here, you were not on duty; somebody else has pissed. Either way you are finished."
He was thrown
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