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Saperstein dies suddenly with an enormous erection. The undertaker, Moishe Finkelstein, tries everything to make it shrink. He puts cold water on it, then packs it in ice cubes, but nothing works. Finally they decide that they have only one option: they cut a hole in the lid of the coffin and cover it with a sheet.
On the way to the cemetery the coffin is carried past two little old ladies sitting on a bench. "Well, there goes old Amos," says grandma Kravitz. "I hope his family gave him a proper send-off."
Just then a gust of wind blows the sheet off the top of the coffin.
"The tight fisted bastards," says grandma. "Look at that! Only one lousy flower."
And the last, before you start becoming enlightened again....
A priest with a huge prick has terrible trouble getting any woman to sleep with him. At the local whorehouse it is always the same answer, "Sorry father, I wish I could, but that monster is much too big for me."
In desperation, the priest thinks up a cunning scheme. He visits a whorehouse on the other side of the town where no one knows him, picks out a girl and takes her to the bedroom.
Once they are inside the priest tells the girl he is very shy and then says, "Do you mind if I undress with the lights out?"
She agrees. Then as he climbs on top of her she says, "Do you know, father, I am really glad this is what you came here for. When you first walked through the door I was sure you were just going to talk to me about... Jesus Christ!"
Okay, Maneesha?
Yes, Beloved Master.
Hari Om Tat Sat
Chapter #4
Chapter title: Fear is to be understood, not conquered
19 January 1988 am in Gautam the Buddha Auditorium
Archive code: 8801190
ShortTitle: HARI04
Audio: Yes
Video: Yes
Length: 82 mins
Question 1
BELOVED MASTER,
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT ONE HAD TO CONQUER FEAR, AND THEN DEATH WOULD NOT BE SCARY ANYMORE. THE OTHER DAY I WAS SITTING IN A PLACE IN THE HILLS WHERE PEOPLE WERE KILLED AND I SAW THAT DEATH IS SWEET.
NOW I THINK IT MUST BE MORE LIKE THIS -- THAT DEATH HELPS ONE TO UNDERSTAND FEAR;
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