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goes up to Paddy.
"I hope you are not giving your horse any illegal drugs?" says the old priest.
"Certainly not, Father, I was just giving him a vitamin C," says Paddy, popping one of the pills into his own mouth. "Here, try one yourself."
Father Murphy swallows one of the pep pills, thinking that it is a vitamin, and walks off, apparently satisfied.
Paddy turns to Seamus, who is going to ride Kalki in the race.
"Don't worry, Seamus, you are going to win for sure!" says Paddy, confidently. "Nothing can pass you in this race, except me or Father Murphy!"
George Grope is fifty years old, and has spent the best years of his life with a woman whose constant nagging and criticism has driven him mad.
Now, in poor health, and with his business on the verge of collapse, he makes up his mind. He goes to the dining room, gets up on a chair, fastens his tie around the chandelier, and is just about to end it all. At that moment his wife enters the room.
"George!" she cries in shock at the scene before her. "You idiot! That is your best tie!"
Chester Cheese is walking through the forest one day, with his teenage kid, Charlie.
They are enjoying the stroll very much, when suddenly Charlie sees a pair of black satin panties lying on the path.
"Hey, Dad," exclaims Charlie. "Look! A young girl's panties!"
"Well, son," says Chester, in a fatherly voice. "I'd say those probably belong to an older woman, not a young girl."
"Come on, Dad, " replies Charlie. "For sure these are a young girl's panties!"
"I don't think so, Charlie," says Chester, stiffly.
Just then Father Finger walks up.
"Excuse me, gentlemen," he says. "But I couldn't help overhearing your discussion. Perhaps I can settle the matter for you."
Then Father Finger raises his eyebrows, takes the panties, examines them closely, this way and that way.
"Well," says Father Finger, popping the panties into his pocket, "I don't know which of you is right, but I do know one thing. She is not a member of my church!"
Okay, Nivedano...
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Nivedano...
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