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that spot?"
"Sure," said the second, "I put a chalk mark on the side of the boat."
"YOU NITWIT," said Nasrudin. "HOW DO YOU KNOW WE WILL GET THE SAME BOAT TOMORROW?"
135.
One evening when a banquet was all set to begin, the chairman realized that no minister was present to return thanks. He turned to Mulla Nasrudin, the main speaker and said, "Sir, since there is no minister here, will you ask the blessing, please?"
Mulla Nasrudin stood up, bowed his head, and with deep feeling said, "THERE BEING NO MINISTER PRESENT, LET US THANK GOD."
136.
"Have I not shaved you before, Sir?" the barber asked Mulla Nasrudin.
"NO," said Nasrudin, "I GOT THAT SCAR DURING THE WAR."
137.
A barber was surprised to get a tip from Mulla Nasrudin, a customer, before he even climbed into the chair.
"You are the first customer, Mulla," he said, "ever to give me a tip before I cut the hair."
"THAT'S NOT A TIP," said Nasrudin. "THAT'S HUSH MONEY.
138.
"Thankful! What do I have to be thankful for? I can't pay my bills," said one fellow to Mulla Nasrudin.
"WELL, THEN," said Nasrudin, "BE THANKFUL YOU AREN'T ONE OF YOUR CREDITORS."
139.
The pilot at the air show was taking passengers up for a spin around town for five dollars a ride. As he circled city with Mulla Nasrudin, the only customer aboard, he his engine and began to glide toward the airport.
"I will bet those people down there think my engine couped out," he laughed. "I will bet half of them are scared to death."
"THAT'S NOTHING." said Mulla Nasrudin, "HALF OF US UP HERE ARE TOO."
140.
Mulla Nasrudin who was reeling drunk was getting into his automobile when a policeman came up and asked
"You're not going to drive that car, are you?"
"CERTAINLY I AM GOING TO DRIVE," said Nasrudin. "ANYBODY CAN SEE I AM IN NO CONDITION TO WALK."
141.
Mulla Nasrudin and his wife on a safari cornered a lion. But the lion fooled them; instead of standing his ground and fighting, the lion took to his heels and escaped into the underbush.
Mulla Nasrudin terrified very much, was
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