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-- LIKE A PARTICULAR PERSON OR A CERTAIN COLOR -- TO RECALL THE SPACE OF WITNESSING.
IS THIS A GOOD IDEA OR ARE THERE PITFALLS I CAN'T SEE?
Maneesha, it is a good idea, but you will still get a hit. Stonehead, a real German hit!
(THERE IS THE SOUND OF NISKRIYA'S ZEN STICK TAPPING MANEESHA ON THE HEAD.)
Good!
Now Gurudayal Singh is thinking his time seems to have come.
The third-grade teacher calls on Little Ernie and says, "Can you use the word `beautiful' twice in the same sentence?"
"Oh, sure," replies Ernie. "Um... Yesterday, my sister came home, told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, "Beautiful, fucking beautiful!"
Doctor Geet, the dentist, begins to work on the teeth of a voluptuous young woman. All of a sudden, he feels soft warm fingers slide up the inside of his thigh, encircle his family jewels, and then gently squeeze them. Doctor Geet stops his work.
"Now that I have got your attention, doctor," says the woman, smiling sweetly, "we are not going to hurt each other, are we?"
"The Israeli War"...
The prime minister of Israel calls a special cabinet meeting in secret session. The prime minister reports that the prolonged Middle East conflict is weakening the country; inflation is rampant; the people are discouraged and the future is very gloomy. He asks for proposals.
One cabinet member suggests that Israel declare war on the United States. "Then," he says, "after the defeat, they will do with us what they have done with Germany and Japan. We will become a great, prosperous nation!"
The prime minister remains somber and says, "Yes, but suppose we win?"
Gorgeous Gloria walks into the bar and sits down next to Big Black Rufus. She eyes him up and down carefully, then orders herself a drink.
"I am really impressed with the size of your huge chest," Gloria whispers to Rufus.
"Yup," says Rufus. "It is sixty-two inches -- I measured it this morning after pumping iron."
"Really?" says Gloria, her eyes widening. "And I must say," she coos, "that you look very strong with those steel-packed arm muscles you have."
"Yup," replies
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