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dangerous for my Polish disciples," whispers Jesus, "so until I come back, just play dumb!"
Little Ernie walks into his parents' bedroom and sees his father putting on a condom.
"Hey, Dad," says Little Ernie. "What are you doing?"
"Uh, er... I am going out to hunt rabbits," stammers his embarrassed father.
"Really?" says Ernie. "What are you going to do when you reach them, Dad? Fuck them?"
Little Ernie and Little Sally are discussing what big boys and girls do together when they are alone at night.
"What do you think they do?" asks Sally.
"I'm not sure," replies Ernie. "But I know a way of finding out. Tonight, when my sister Suzy takes her boyfriend Herbert into the sitting room, I will hide behind the curtains and watch them."
"Great idea!" says Little Sally. "Then you can tell me all about it tomorrow."
The next morning, the two little kids meet.
"Sally!" cries Little Ernie, excitedly. "You won't believe what happened last night. I was playing behind the sofa, when my sister, Suzy, and her boyfriend, Herbert, came home. They sat on the sofa and did not know I was there.
"They talked for a while, then Herbert turned off most of the lights. Suzy must have been cold, because he put his arms around her back and blew hot breath on her neck.
"I guessed she must have been feeling sick, because her face looked funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart -- just like the doctor. Except he is not as smart as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding it!
"I guess he was feeling sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been pretty cold because he put it under her skirt.
"About this time, Suzy got worse and began to moan and groan and started squirming around and slid down to the end of the sofa.
"This is when the fever started! I know it was a fever because Suzy told Herbert she was getting really hot.
"Finally, I found out what was making them sick. A big snake jumped out of Herbert's pants, and stood there -- it was about
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