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Question 1
Maneesha, you say,
"I ALSO AM AN EMPTY-HEADED FOOL -- I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SUTRA AT ALL! COULD YOU GIVE THE FIFTH SHOUT?"
We will -- we give it every day! We are going to spread the shout all around the world. It will be heard on every street, in every house.
But it is good that you understand yourself also as an empty-headed fool. I don't hit people, but Niskriya... hit Maneesha. Do it!
(NISKRIYA, THE VIDEO CAMERAMAN, IS SITTING EXACTLY BEHIND MANEESHA. HE GETS UP AND KISSES MANEESHA SOFTLY ON HER HEAD.)
It is enough of serious thinking -- the trees don't like it! And I always listen to the trees. Look... they have become silent....
A young porter in Washington is brought to court for raping one of the maids.
The maid alleges that she was leaning out of the window to watch the president of America drive along the street below in a parade. The porter lowered the window on her, trapped her, and had his way with her.
"But, Miss," says the judge, "why did you not start screaming?"
"What?" cries the horrified girl, "and have everyone think I was supporting Ronald Reagan?"
Olivia Oppenheimer is a very rich widow, who has a parrot called Percy, who can talk and sing in four languages.
Percy is a huge hit at parties and Olivia adores him. But Percy has one weakness: he loves to fly over the fence and fuck the neighbor's chickens.
Olivia tries everything to cure Percy of his habit, but with little success. Finally, she gets a pair of scissors and clips all the feathers off the parrot's head.
"There," she says, "that will teach you. Now all the lady chickens won't think you handsome anymore!"
Two nights later, Olivia has a party. Percy, the parrot, is in his usual spot on the piano as the guests come in.
Half way through the party, two bald men arrive.
"Hey!" calls out Percy. "Get over here with me, you two chickenfuckers!"
A young Indian brave, son of Chief Running Bear, asks his father one day how he decides what names to give his sons.
"Simple," says Running Bear, "while I am making love, I look around and if I
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