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because Nansen has been forgotten, even by his own successors. Again the same division came into their teachings: "This is material, this is trivial, this is not spiritual." What Nansen has done, even his successors have undone again. And nobody has taken note of the great departure.
I have to take note of the great departure, because my own understanding is the same. I want the earth and the sky to be together. Only in their togetherness is the wholeness; only in their togetherness is a joy, is a fulfillment. Buddha alone is half, Zorba alone is half, and unless they are together they can never be whole.
I want my people to be whole persons, not denying anything but transforming everything, including everything in their spiritual growth.
Now something serious...
It is a beautiful summer Saturday, so Zabriski decides to sunbathe in the nude for the first time in his life. He is on the roof of his apartment building, and he forgets about the time. Five hours later, he finds himself practically burnt to a crisp -- especially his prick.
Later that night, Zabriski is in bed with his new Polack girlfriend, Carmen Klopski, and he is in agony. So he gets up, tiptoes to the kitchen, pours a tall glass of ice-cold milk, and submerges his lobster-red machinery into it. Zabriski sighs from the cool relief, when suddenly Carmen appears in the doorway.
"Oh, my God!" she gasps. "So that is how you guys load that thing!"
Lucifer, the devil, is quietly toasting some bread for his afternoon tea over the eternal fires of hell. Suddenly, there is a loud crash at the gate.
The devil looks around in alarm and sees a long, silver Rolls Royce driving in through the roaring flames. The Rolls Royce has a young girl screaming with delight on the front of the car, and a large man, wearing a turban, standing on the back bumper -- laughing as hard as he can.
Holding on to the man at the back of the car is a long line of people, singing and celebrating.
The new arrivals soon make themselves at home, and the devil finds that hell is no longer like it used to be.
So Lucifer phones God to come and help straighten things
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