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in his chair and says to Grandma, "Fuck you!"
Grandma Saperstein rocks forward in her chair and says to Grandpa, "I fuck you too!"
Grandpa becomes very much excited and shouts, "Fuck you!" swinging more forward again.
Grandma remains graceful but leans forward and says, "I fuck you again."
This goes on. Finally Grandpa says, "You know something, Grandma, this sex thing ain't all it is cracked up to be."
It is just oral... theoretical.
Zabriski is hired to wash the windows of an eighteen-story building.
When he arrives at the job, he finds Paddy and Sean there to help him. The three of them climb the scaffolding to the top of the building and start to work. But after an hour passes, suddenly Zabriski climbs over the scaffolding and jumps eighteen stories to the street below.
The police arrive, and one of the officers asks Paddy and Sean what happened.
"I don't know," says Sean.
"Well," says Paddy, "maybe it was because of his deformity."
"What do you mean?" asks the cop.
"Well," says Paddy, "he kept on saying that he couldn't work with two assholes."
Okay, Maneesha?
Yes, Beloved Master.
Om Shantih Shantih Shantih
Chapter #3
Chapter title: Love is showering on your boyfriend too!
27 February 1988 am in Gautam the Buddha Auditorium
Archive code: 8802270
ShortTitle: SHANTI03
Audio: Yes
Video: Yes
Length: 99 mins
Question 1
BELOVED MASTER,
SINCE YOU ARE COMING OUT AGAIN AND SHOWERING US EVERY DAY WITH SO MUCH LOVE, MY SEXUAL FEELINGS TOWARDS MY BOYFRIEND HAVE DISAPPEARED AGAIN. IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR COMING OUT SEEMS TO BE RELATED TO MY SEX DROPPING.
BELOVED MASTER, I LOVE IT!
BUT PLEASE GO ON COMING OUT SO THAT I CAN HAVE A STRONGER TASTE OF ENLIGHTENMENT. LAST TIME IT MUST HAVE BEEN SO SUBTLE THAT I MISSED IT COMPLETELY. SO PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE -- I AM VERY SLOW IN THESE THINGS.
Nandan, love has many layers: the biological, the social, the spiritual. They need not be in conflict but I can understand your problem. For centuries man has been told that
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