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Now this fellow will torture him every day ... and he is not even purchasing a ticket.
With the master also you have to meet him at least halfway!
Question 3
BELOVED OSHO,
ACCORDING TO YOU, WHAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING IN THE WORLD?
Niyama, according to me the most hilarious thing in the world is man. Amongst all the animals, trees, mountains, rivers, oceans, stars, clouds, man is the only hilarious animal.
I will give you a few examples:
Hamish MacTavish became a sergeant with the Scottish Highlanders' regiment. One day he walked into the pharmacy and deposited an old condom on the counter. "How much for a repair job?" he asked.
"Well," replied the chemist, "with washing, drying, patching, lubricating, and re-rolling it comes to thirty pence."
"My God," said MacTavish, "how much for a new one?"
"Fifty pence," replied the chemist.
Tucking the condom back in his kilt, MacTavish walked out saying, "I will talk it over with the lads at the barracks and let you know our decision tomorrow."
One day, Paddy, who worked in the local brewery, fell into a gigantic barrel of beer and drowned. When his wife was informed of the accident she asked if she could see the scene of the tragedy.
At the brewery the foreman explained to her, "He was climbing this ladder when he slipped and fell into the beer and drowned."
"How terrible!" exclaimed Maureen. "It must have been an agonizing death."
"I would not say exactly agonizing," replied the foreman. "He managed to get out twice to go to the bathroom!"
An American, an Englishman and a Frenchman are discussing a good example of `savoir faire'.
"Well," said the American, "if you came home and found your wife in bed with another man and you did not kill the son-of-a-bitch, that would be a good example of `savoir faire'."
"Nonsense, old chap," says the Englishman, "if you came home and found your wife in bed with another man and you said, `Please carry on, sir,' that is `savoir faire'."
"Non! non!" cries the Frenchman. "If you came home and found your wife in bed with another man and you said, `Please,
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