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here because everybody says I think too much of myself."
"Let's get into this," says the doctor. "To analyze your problem it is necessary that you tell me your story; it is necessary that you tell me your problem from the very beginning."
"Okay," says the professor, and sitting down continues. "In the beginning all was darkness."
You see? And he has come to tell the analyst, "People think I think too much of myself." And he really begins from the very beginning! His understanding is bound to remain with him wherever he goes, whatsoever he does. Whatsoever he chooses is going to be out of his mind and mentality.
A jealous Italian husband comes home early one night. He finds his wife in bed, smoke hanging in the bedroom. Suspicious, he starts beating his wife.
"I swear-a I'm alone!" cries the wife. "Don't-a beat-a me! You might-a be punished. Remember, up-a there, there is-a someone who knows-a everything!"
From the top of the closet a male voice says, "Yes, but the one under the bed knows even more!"
How long can you repress? How long can you hide? It is going to come up, if not from the front door then from the back door.
Two madmen looked at the clock: it is twelve o'clock.
One says, "It is midday."
The other says, "It's midnight."
The discussion becomes so heated that they decide to ask the director. "Is it midday or midnight, sir?" they ask him
The director looks at his watch and says, "Well, I don't know -- it's stopped."
In a madhouse you can't expect the director to be less mad than the other madmen. In fact, he may be the director because he is more mad! He may be the oldest inmate, hence he has been chosen to be the director.
The father calls his son and asks him, "Is it true that you are planning to leave home as Mother tells me?"
"Well, yes," the boy firmly replies.
"Well," says the father in serious voice, "when you decide to go, tell me -- I'll come with you!"
Ko Hsuan says in his preface: "I received it from the divine ruler of the Golden Gate."
Truth is always a gift, it is not an achievement because all achievements belong
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