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I had visited Basta twenty years before, but now I hear that things have almost completely changed. In many villages GOTUL has disappeared, because of Christian missionaries, because they have condemned it so much. But perversions have entered: now the children will be masturbating, because a boy becomes sexually mature at the age thirteen or fourteen, and you allow him to get married at the age of twenty-four or twenty-five. These eleven years, what he has to do with his sexual energies? Either he learns masturbation, which is a perversion, or he becomes homosexual, which is a perversion; the girls become lesbians.
And you say to me that you don't agree with my observation. It is not an observation, it is simply a statement of the fact. It is religion, the so-called religion that has existed up to now on the earth, that has created all sexual perversion. Your monasteries, your nunneries are all sexually perverted; they are full of sexually perverted people.
The wife of a Brazilian diplomat to be transferred to Japan was talking to an old monk in Japan.
"Sir," she asked, "do you have elections in Japan?"
The monk hesitated a little and then said, "Yes, madam, every morning."
A new monk joins into the monastery. An old monk asks him, "Do you enjoy a drink or two, old man?"
"Well, actually, I never touch the stuff, sir."
"Pity! But how about a good cigar, old chap?"
"Never smoked, actually."
"Pity! But you are a lady's man, eh what?"
"Could not say so, sir."
"Pity! Between you and me, are you -- um -- one of those?"
"No, sir!"
"Pity!"
Seven years of rigorous training and discipline had passed, and the ten young monks were about to take their final examination before being accepted into the Holy Order.
To test their control over earthly temptations, they were all lined up in a row, stripped completely naked, and a small bell was tied to each of the ten pricks.
Then out came a beautiful sensuous naked brunette who proceeded to walk along the line of the ten monks. Nothing happened until she got to the last monk, and then... ting-a-ling,
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