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people are becoming buddhas. When the same buddhas come again they have forgotten what has happened last night. They wake up and start looking for their rented bicycles. This is very strange -- buddhas never have used rented bicycles. And so quickly!
Just take time, don't be in such a hurry.
But I am introducing in the world a new kind of buddha who can have a girlfriend, and can change his girlfriend as many times as he wants, because we don't take this world seriously. So I see my buddhas moving with new girlfriends every day. Nobody exactly knows...
(THE MASTER BEGINS TO "TICKLE" AVIRBHAVA AGAIN, AND WE LAUGH ALONG WITH HIM.)
Maneesha, this is the miracle you are talking about! Another miracle is...
(HE TURNS TO "TICKLE" ANANDO.)
I have got only two miracles. But I think two are enough to make ten thousand buddhas laugh. And they do nothing. They sit so buddha-like. But still they trigger you.
And I have got, just behind Maneesha, Stonehead. Now he has cut all his hair, removed his beard, and left a small Chinese moustache. You all have to see him in his whole glory. Germany has never seen a Zen master...
Do you want to see him in his full glory?
("YES!" WE RESPOND, LAUGHING AND CLAPPING.)
Stand up Zen Master Sekito Niskriya.
(NISKRIYA STANDS UP AND, GRASPING HIS ZEN STAFF, RAISES HIS ARMS HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD. HE TURNS SLOWLY TO GREET THE ASSEMBLY, WHO RESPOND WITH UPROARIOUS LAUGHING, CHEERING AND CLAPPING.)
That's great! Now we can... To welcome Zen Master Sekito Stonehead Niskriya, a few laughs because we don't have anything else to offer.
It is ten o'clock at night when Og and Beep-o, two Martian pilots, land on earth in the middle of a city. Og is sent out to make contact with whatever he finds, while Beep-o watches him on a TV screen.
The first thing Og runs into is big Olga Kowalski taking her dog for its nightly walk. The dog is sniffing enthusiastically at a lamppost as Og approaches them.
Five minutes later, a battered Og returns to his flying saucer. "What happened to you out there?" cries Beep-o.
"Well," says Og, "there was a little hairy
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