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because every college building will function as three colleges, every office building can be used as three buildings. And you will not have this traffic jam on the roads, because it will be distributed all over twenty-four hours. And everybody will have a little more freedom to live according to his innermost like, dislike -- his instinctiveness.
My approach is of freedom. My sannyasins should live a life-affirmative philosophy, accepting, respecting whatsoever one is, not creating shoulds and should-nots. They are ugly, they are monstrous!
The Mother Superior called all the nuns of the convent together. "While walking round the convent this morning, I saw a man's footprints outside the main gate," she announced.
Ninety-nine nuns shrieked in terror, "Ah God!"
One nun secretly giggled, "Hee-hee!"
"I followed the footprints. They led directly into our dormitory."
Ninety-nine nuns screamed in horror, "Ah God!"
One nun secretly giggled, "Hee-Hee!"
"The footprints led to one bed, and under the bed I found a condom!"
Ninety-nine nuns gasped in fright, "Ah God!"
One nun secretly giggled. "Hee-hee!"
"The condom was used!" continued the Mother Superior.
Ninety-nine nuns squealed in disgust, "Ah God!"
One nun secretly giggled, "Hee-hee!"
"But it had a hole in it!"
Ninety-nine nuns secretly giggled, "Hee-hee!"
One nun screamed in shock, "Ah God!"
These stupid people have been dominating humanity. Beware of these!
A student social worker was doing research on the use of contraceptives and visited several women. He asked the first, "What kind of contraceptives do you use?"
She answered, "Rubbers."
The second question was, "How do you like them?"
"Well, sometimes they slip off, but in general we can manage it."
After he noted this data he asked the neighbor of the woman the same question. She used the pill and since her lover helped her to remember to take it, they preferred this method.
When the third woman, the wife of a Christian theologian, was asked what kind of contraceptive they used, she said, "We always use a
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