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Masters. At the precise moment that he was ushered into the presence of the Great One, a strange agitation seized him and he fell to the ground, feeling that the very earth might open up and swallow him.
"At last... at last!" he stammered, "You have stirred my innermost being, O Master!"
"Not at all -- that was an earthquake ' replied the Master calmly.
Now, this man has reached to a wrong Master! He needed a Muktananda, a Prabhupad, who would have nodded and he would have said, "Yes, this is the arousal of kundalini! Your kundalini has arisen! It happens when somebody comes to me -- my kundalini triggers his kundalini."
Now, the Master must have been a man like me. He simply said the truth, "Don't be a fool! It is just an earthquake -- nothing has happened."
An Irishman was in an airplane watching a movie. When he realized he had already seen it, he got up and walked out the door of the plane. After a long time floating in the ocean he landed on a small island.
Many years later a beautiful woman in a wetsuit came out of the sea and approached the Irishman. She unzipped one of the top pockets of the suit and said, "I bet you have not had a smoke for a long time," and she handed him a cigarette.
Next she unzipped her other top pocket and said, "I bet you have not had a drink for a long time," and she produced a flask of whiskey from the pocket.
Slowly unzipping the knot of her wetsuit she said, "I will bet there is something else you have not done for a long time!"
The Irishman exclaimed, "My God! Have you got golfclubs in there too?"
Now, these people also need Masters, saints, swamis, godmen, and their need is authentical, very authentic, and they are in the majority. These are the people who live in Californialand!
A politician in California was addressing a group of concerned citizens on the problem of overpopulation. "Do you realize," he said, "that while we sit here, every minute a woman is giving birth to a child? What are we going to do about this?"
From the back of the room a voice piped up, "Well, the first thing we had better do is find that woman!"
A Polack arrived
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