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nearly two years."
The psychiatrist frowned slightly and said: "But why have you waited till now to seek help?" Mulla Nasrudin blushed and said: "Oh, well, -- it was so nice having a steady supply of eggs."
171.
Mulla Nasrudin, having been away on a business trip, returned home unexpectedly and found his wife in the arms of his best friend.
He staggered back and said: "Fareed! I am married to the lady, so I have got to. But you?"
172.
Mrs. Mulla Nasrudin: "I can't decide whether to go to a palmist or to a mind-reader."
Mulla Nasrudin: "Go to a palmist. It's obvious that you have a palm."
173.
Wife: "Mulla, what is the most difficult thing for a young mother to learn?" Mulla Nasrudin: "That other people have perfect children too."
174.
Mulla Nasrudin came home in the small hours and gave his wife the glorious news:
"Darling, I have been elected."
She was delighted. "Honestly?" she said.
Mulla Nasrudin laughed in an embarrassed way.
"Oh, why bring that up?"
175.
"You know, dear, your wife doesn't seem to be as well dressed as she was when you married her," a friend said to Mulla Nasrudin.
"That's funny," replied Nasrudin. "I am sure it's the same suit."
176.
Mrs. Mulla Nasrudin: "Wake up, Mulla, there's a burglar going through your pants pockets."
Mulla Nasrudin (turning over): "Oh, you two just fight it out between yourselves."
177.
Mulla Nasrudin, the father of a very obstreperous youngster was listening to his wife reading from a child psychology book.
"It says here," she announced excitedly, "that we must give him a completely free hand!"
"Does it indeed?" replied Mulla Nasrudin grimly. "And does it say where?"
178.
Sunday was to be the day of Saleem's wedding, and he and his father, Mulla Nasrudin, were enjoying a nightcap together. Lifting his glass in a toast to his father, Saleem asked: "Any advice before I take the big step, dad?" "Yes," said Mulla Nasrudin. "Two things. first: insist on having one night out a week with the boys.
Second: don't waste it on the boys."
179.
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