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avoid yourself. That is its basic stupidity: it keeps you ignorant because it keeps you ignoring yourself. The man is interested in the woman, the woman is interested in the man. Everybody is interested in the other. It seems as if the other has all that you need, and the other is also thinking that you have all that he or she needs. Both are beggars -- and believing that the other has the kingdom.
Sooner or later you feel frustrated, but your frustration never teaches you anything. It is very. difficult to learn anything. If one woman has failed you you start looking to other women. If one man has not been up to your standards -- and no man can be, no woman can be because that is not possible, that is not in the nature of things -- then you start looking to other men.
And all kinds of perversions are there, but if you ask any perverted person, he will not say that he sees any stupidity in it.
A Frenchman was making love to someone's wife when the husband returned two days early from his business trip. Quick as a wink, the Frenchie scrambled out of the sack and took off like a big big bird. However, the angry husband was just as fast on his feet and he grabbed a rifle and shot the Frenchman's balls off. Not at all perturbed, the Frenchman stuck out his very long tongue and shouted, "Missed me!"
Now if you ask this Frenchman, he will not say that he is doing anything stupid; he is doing the most fantastic thing in the world!
Three woodcutters came down to the town after a long four-month work period, during which they had not seen or heard a thing except trees and their axes. Within hours they were totally drunk and decided to visit the local whorehouse.
The madam of the institution found herself in a fix, as she could only offer two girls and didn't want to lose her third customer. So she told one of the girls to put the inflatable tailor's dummy into one bed.
While two of the woodcutters were escorted to the beds with the real girls, the most drunk of them was put to bed with the dummy.
As the three met the next morning, they exchanged the reports of their experiences. When the turn to share his experience
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