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"Every man should have at least one wife, because there are somethings that just can't be blamed on the government."
29.
Mulla Nasrudin had just checked into the hotel.
"Welcome," said the clerk at the desk. "We want you to know you are welcome. We are going to do everything we can to make you comfortable and help you to feel at home."
"PLEASE DON'T," said the Mulla. "I LEFT HOME SO I COULD FIND A CHANGE. FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS I WANT TO FEEL AS IF I AM AT A BEACH RESORT."
30.
The lady said to Mulla Nasrudin at the door, "Have you ever been offered work?"
"Only once Lady," said Nasrudin. "Aside from that, I HAVE MET WITH NOTHING BUT KINDNESS."
31.
The judge was questioning Mulla Nasrudin. "I understand that your wife is scared to death of you," he said.
"That's right, your Honor," said the Mulla.
The judge leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Man to man," he said, "HOW DO YOU DO IT?"
32.
The man said to Mulla Nasrudin on the street who had asked him for a handout, "You would stand more chance of getting a job if you would shave and clean yourself up."
"Yes, Sir," the Mulla said. "I FOUND THAT OUT YEARS AGO."
33.
Mulla Nasrudin reported to the superintendent of the mental hospital and asked: "Have any of your male patients escaped lately?"
"Why do you ask? said the superintendent.
"BECAUSE, " said the Mulla, "SOMEONE HAS RUN OFF WITH MY WIFE."
34.
Mulla Nasrudin was chatting with his master who had taken up art.
"When I look at one of your paintings, Sir," he said, "all I can do is stand and wonder."
"Wonder how I do it?" asked the master.
"No," said Nasrudin. "WHY YOU DO IT."
35.
Mulla Nasrudin approached a genteel-appearing, elderly man with his tale of woe and a request for assistance.
The old gentleman refused him, saying, "I am sorry, my friend, I have no money, but I can give you some good advice."
The Mulla said in a disgusted tone, "No thanks, IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY, I DON'T GUESS YOUR ADVICE IS WORTH ANYTHING, SIR."
36.
A man said to his friend Mulla
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