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like me," the burglar said.
"And do I look like you?" asked the Mulla.
"Yes, you do," said the burglar.
"THAN GO AHEAD AND SHOOT," said Nasrudin. "ONE LESS LIKE YOU, THE BETTER."
81.
Mulla Nasrudin's wife played bridge wisely and according to the rules. Mulla Nasrudin boasted of knowing no rules. However, one evening, he bid and made a grand slam, doubled and redoubled. Excitedly he said to his wife, "See, you thought I couldn't do it!"
"WELL, DARLING," said his wife, "YOU COULDN'T HAVE, IF YOU'D PLAYED IT CORRECTLY."
82.
A man and wife checked in at a resort hotel. After cleaning up, the lady forgot to turn off the faucets in the bathroom. Half an hour later, Mulla Nasrudin, the guest in the room directly under them, opened his window, stuck out his head and called upstairs to attract their attention.
"Hey, you up there!" shouted the Mulla.
The man upstairs opened his window and stuck out his head. "What's the matter?" he asked.
"Turn off those faucets in your bathroom!" demanded Nasrudin. "It's pouring down here. What's the matter with you? You must be a dope." He ended his tirade with a wild outburst of profanity.
"Wait a minute," said the man upstairs. "Stop your cursing. I have got a lady up here."
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I HAVE GOT DOWN HERE," yelled Nasrudin, "A DUCK?"
83.
Mulla Nasrudin stopped the doctor on the street one summer day. "You remember when you cured my rheumatism ten years ago, Doctor," asked the Mulla, "and told me not to get wet?"
"Y-e-s, Yes, I remember," said the doctor.
"WELL, I JUST WONDERED IF YOU THINK IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO TAKE A BATH YET," said Nasrudin.
84.
The clerk was waiting on a customer, Mulla Nasrudin, at the meat counter, when a woman pushed herself ahead of the Mulla and said, "Give me a pound Or cat food, quick, I am in a hurry."
Then she turned to the Mulla and said, I hope you don't mind my being waited on ahead of you."
"NOT IF YOU ARE THAT HUNGRY," said Nasrudin sweetly.
85.
The parents-teachers association meeting was becoming rather spirited as the question of male
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