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Nasrudin fainted on the street and a crowd quickly gathered.
"Give him air!" shouted a man. "Clear the way. Hurry up someone, get him a drink!"
Nasrudin's eyes fluttered open and he gasped, "PLEASE, MAKE IT A DOUBLE MARTINI."
105.
Mulla Nasrudin was talking with his neighbour over the back fence.
"Was not that something," said the neighbour, "the way Lucy's stove exploded last night? The explosion blew her and her husband right out of the front door into the street! "
"YES, " said the Mulla. "THAT'S THE FIRST TIME THEY HAVE GONE OUT TOGETHER IN THIRTY YEARS."
106.
Mulla Nasrudin and one of his friends were walking past the high board fence that surrounded a nudist colony. Nasrudin spotted a knothole and peeked in. "Hey," he shouted to his companion, "there's a lot of people in there."
"Men or women?" asked the friend.
"I CAN'T TELL," said Nasrudin. "THEY DON'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON."
107.
Mulla Nasrudin's wife was sitting down to breakfast one morning when she read an announcement of her own death in the newspaper. She quickly called Mulla Nasrudin who was outside the town and said:
"Have you read the morning paper, Mulla? And, did you see the announcement of my death?"
"YES," said Nasrudin. "WHERE ARE YOU CALLING FROM?"
108.
Mulla Nasrudin had been to the state legislature. After he had spent thirty days with his fellow legislators at the state capital, he came home for a weekend.
In telling his wife about it, he said: "I HAVE DISCOVERED ONE THING -- IT'S THE FIRST INSANE ASYLUM I HAVE EVER SEEN THAT'S RUN BY THE INMATES."
109.
Mulla Nasrudin was milking a cow, when suddenly a bull tore across the meadow toward him. The Mulla didn't move, but kept on milking. Several men, who were watching from the next field, were surprised when the bull stopped dead within a few yards of the Mulla. He then turned around and walked away.
"Were you not afraid, Mulla?" asked the men.
"OF COURSE NOT," replied Nasrudin. "THIS COW IS HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW."
110.
Mulla Nasrudin was watching the youngsters put on their horse show.
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