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IT! IN THE PAST TWO DAYS, I HAVE CHANGED MY WILL THREE TIMES."
190.
"That pain in your leg is caused by old age," the doctor told Mulla Nasrudin.
"That can't be," replied the Mulla. "THE OTHER LEG IS THE SAME AGE AND DOESN'T HURT A BIT."
191.
Mulla Nasrudin's wife woke him up one morning and said, "Honey, wake up. Today is our 42nd wedding anniversary. I think we ought to celebrate. What do you say we kill a chicken?"
The Mulla looked at her and said, "WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU WANT TO PUNISH A POOR CHICKEN FOR SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED 42 YEARS AGO?"
192.
Mulla Nasrudin was talking to his lawyer about having his will drawn up.
The lawyer asked him: "What's to be different about this will?"
"OH," said Nasrudin, "I AM LEAVING EVERYTHING TO MY WIFE ON THE CONDITION THAT SHE MARRIES AGAIN. I WANT SOMEBODY TO BE SORRY I DIED."
193.
Mulla Nasrudin, celebrating his 95th birthday was asked by a friend:
"Don't you hate growing old, Mulla?"
"HECK, NO,"said Nasrudin. "IF I WASN'T GROWING OLD, I'D BE DEAD."
194.
A newspaper reporter was interviewing Mulla Nasrudin on his 99th birthday. As he was shaking hands to leave, he said, "I hope I can come back next year and see you on your 100th birthday."
"I DON'T SEE WHY YOU CAN'T," said the old Mulla. "YOU LOOK HEALTHY ENOUGH."
195.
The tourist was talking to Mulla Nasrudin who had just celebrated his 100th birthday. "And to what do you owe your great age?" he asked.
"WELL, I AM NOT SURE YET," said Nasrudin. "I AM DICKERING WITH A COUPLE OF BREAKFAST FOOD COMPANIES, SIR."
196.
A newspaper reporter was interviewing Mulla Nasrudin on his 100th birthday.
"If you had your life to live over," he asked, "do you think you would make the same mistakes again?"
"CERTAINLY, " said the old Mulla, "BUT I WOULD START A LOT SOONER."
197.
Mulla Nasrudin finally reached the age of 105. A newspaper reporter from town came out to take his picture and write a story about him. The reporter was talking to a neighbour about the old man and asked him, "How do you figure your friend
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