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next guy, a doctor. Just then, there is a screech of brakes and a crash of metal outside the pub. The doctor whistles and his dog jumps up and races out of the door.
Within five minutes the dog has bandaged up all the casualties, called an ambulance and comes running back into the pub. So the doctor gives his dog a biscuit.
"That's nothing," says the third guy, a lawyer. He gives a whistle and his dog jumps up, eats all the biscuits, screws the other two dogs and then goes out to lunch.
Kowalski goes into the ice cream parlor and orders a chocolate ice cream.
"I'm sorry, sir," says the clerk, "but we are out of chocolate."
"Oh," says Kowalski, "in that case I will take some chocolate."
"No, no, sir," says the clerk, "you don't understand. We have run out of chocolate."
"Oh," says Kowalski, "then, just give me some chocolate."
The clerk looks hard at Kowalski and says,
"Okay! Spell, `van', as in vanilla."
Kowalski spells "V-A-N."
"All right," says the clerk, "now spell `straw', as in strawberry."
Kowalski spells straw.
"Good!" says the clerk, "now, spell `fuck' as in chocolate."
Kowalski looks puzzled and says, "But there is no fuck in chocolate."
"Aha!" shouts the clerk, "that's what I have been trying to tell you!"
Okay, Maneesha?
Yes, Osho.
YAA-HOO! The Mystic Rose
Chapter #2
Chapter title: Nowhere and everywhere
20 March 1988 pm in Gautam the Buddha Auditorium
Archive code: 8803205
ShortTitle: YAAHOO02
Audio: Yes
Video: Yes
Length: 71 mins
Question 1
BELOVED OSHO,
AT THE AGE OF SIXTEEN I LEFT MY BODY AFTER A CAR ACCIDENT. WHEN I SAW THAT THE PEOPLE I LOVED COULD NOT SEE OR UNDERSTAND MY HAPPINESS, I ENTERED MY BODY, IN A STATE OF SHOCK, AND STAYED UNCONSCIOUS FOR TWO MONTHS.
FOR A FEW WEEKS I HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING A VERY SIMILAR STATE OF BEING IN MY MEDITATION, AND SITTING IN FRONT OF YOU. IT FEELS SO SIMPLE AND ORDINARY, AS IF MY BODY IS BECOMING LIKE AIR.
AFTERWARDS, IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH PEOPLE, AND I FEEL SO SEPARATE
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