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The best will be for you first to clean your greasy suitcase. And what is the need to go to Italy? The whole of Italy is coming here! I don't understand at all. If you want to help Italians, you will find more Italians here than you will find in Italy.
Just the other day somebody told me that Lufthansa, the airline, announced while passing over Poona towards Australia that "We are passing over the house of Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh." Now this is unprecedented, this new announcement. You pass over the Kremlin or the White House or the Taj Mahal... but to announce a poor man's house, who has nothing but a few dirty jokes to tell you...
And where are you going? If you have decided already and you are not going to change your mind, then I will tell you a few jokes. Tell my people. The problem is how to decide who my people are. There are different kinds of my people: a few are my friends and most of them are my enemies. So whoever you help, you are helping my people. I have simply two categories -- right, Niskriya?
The God Thor is getting bored sitting around Valhalla drinking mead all the time, so he comes down to earth for some fun. He meets Gorgeous Gloria in Las Vegas and they soon go to bed together.
They stay there for three days and three nights in a row. On the fourth morning as he is leaving, he decides to tell Gloria how she has been honored.
"My dear," he announces, "I am Thor."
"You are Thor," says Gloria, "I am thore, too -- I can't even pith!"
Sarjano, you won't last in Italy long. You will be coming back on the next plane, you won't have much time. So I will give you one more joke to keep as a spare.
After ten years in the army, the men are sent for a medical check. The soldiers strip off their clothes and enter the doctor's office one by one.
The doctor puts his stethoscope on the first man's chest and says, "Sophia Loren." The man's heart beats quickly -- "Boom! Boom! Boom!"
"Raquel Welch," says the doctor -- "Boom! Boom! Boom!"
"Your wife," says the doctor -- "boom."
"Perfectly normal," announces the doctor. "Go and stand over there."
The next man is examined in
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