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it."
"Yeah," exclaims Ernie, "and I'm getting rich already!"
"Really?" asks Uncle Newton. "Rich? Are you becoming a professional?"
"Kind of," replies Ernie. "You see, my mom pays me a dollar a day not to play those drums you have given me during the day, and Grandpa pays me ten dollars a week not to play them at night!"
George Bush's appointment as the president of America goes to his head completely. He becomes even more power-mad and rude and throws his weight around a lot.
One day, Bush is invited to a big gathering of the Intellectuals of America Society. He is pushing his way through the guests to get to lunch, when he stomps on Professor Popoff's toes.
"Well," says Popoff to Bush, "the least you could do is apologize!"
"Me? Apologize?" says Bush. "Do you know who I am? I am the president of America!"
"Thank you," says Professor Popoff.
"That may not be an apology, but it is certainly an explanation."
One day at the Sunnyvale Insane Asylum, Crazy Karl escapes and runs to town. He is very impressed when he comes upon the local laundromat, so he decides to go in and wash his clothes.
As he is doing his laundry, he sees two very pretty girls, Grizelda and Bimbo, also doing their wash. Crazy Karl likes them both, so he asks them if they would like to make love. They both smile and say "Yeah," and the three of them get going at it right there.
Just then, Bernie Bernstein, the local newspaper reporter, stumbles upon Crazy Karl and the girls making love on top of a washing machine. Bernie takes one look, then pops a photograph of the orgy for his paper.
Crazy Karl looks up in shock and then runs off.
Bernie, with camera in hand, rushes away to report the story.
That afternoon the headlines read:
"Nut Screws Washers and Bolts!"
Nivedano ...
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Nivedano ...
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Be silent.
Close your eyes.
Feel your body to be completely frozen.
This is the right moment to look inwards. Gather your whole life energy, collect your total consciousness, and with an urgency as if this is the
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