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nonsense of being Hindu or Mohammedan or Christian becomes so childish.
A buddha can simply laugh at human stupidities. His laughter makes him far more rebellious than your so-called great rebels.
Before we enter into our buddhahood -- just to relax ...
Old man Finklestein and Grandma Faginbaum are sitting together on the porch of the old peoples' home. They are talking about the good old days, when Fink asks Grandma, "Did you ever blush?"
"I sure did," replies Grandma. "I blushed four times in my life. The first time, when I undressed in front of my husband. The second time, when I undressed in front of my lover. The third time when I took money for it, and the fourth time when I paid money for it. How about you?"
The Fink is silent for a moment and then says, "I blushed twice. The first time when I couldn't do it the second time. And the second time, when I couldn't do it the first time!"
Paddy wants to emigrate from England to America. He has an interview at the American Embassy in London. The Consul asks him, "Mr. Murphy, why do you want to leave England and come to America?"
"Simple," replies Paddy. "America has Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Stevie Wonder. England has Margaret Thatcher, no cash, no hope -- and no wonder!"
Hamish Mactavish comes home unexpectedly to find his wife making wild love to a strange man.
"What the hell is going on here?" shouts Mactavish. "Who is this guy?"
His wife stops and looks for a moment and replies, "I suppose that is a fair question." And turning to the stranger she says, "What is your name, anyway?"
Miss Prisspuss, the school math teacher, is trying to teach little Albert how to subtract.
"Now, Albert," says Miss Prisspuss. "If your father earns one thousand dollars per week, and if they deduct one hundred dollars for insurance, and fifty-seven dollars for social security, and ninety-five dollars for taxes, and then if he gives your mother half, what would she have?"
Albert looks at Miss Prisspuss and says, "A heart attack!"
Nancy Reagan is worried abut Ronald. He seems to be gaining more and more weight, but refuses
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