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O'Bones. "You can be frank with me and I will be frank with you."
"Very well," says Nancy Reagan. "Since coming on this tour, with all the different foods, my stomach is always full of gas. And although the gas has no smell and makes no noise, I find it quite embarrassing. Whoops!" she says, smiling sheepishly, "there goes another one!"
The doctor tries to cover his nose discreetly. Then he pulls some pills from his desk drawer and scribbles furiously on his notepad.
"Here," he says to Nancy Reagan, "this is an appointment with a leading specialist, and these pills should help restore your sense of smell!"
Two old Virginia farmers meet on the street.
"Hey, Jed," says one, "I have got a mule, sick with distemper. What did you give yours when it had that?"
"I gave him turpentine," replies Jed.
A week later, they meet again and the first old farmer shouts, "Hey, Jed, I gave my mule some turpentine like you said, it killed him!"
"Funny," replies Jed, "it killed mine too!"
Luigi's wife has just died, and as the funeral party is leaving the graveyard, Luigi is making a terrible scene.
"What am I-a gonna do?" he cries, tearing at his hair. "What am I-a gonna do?"
"My son," says father Garibaldi, the priest, "I know you have suffered a terrible loss, but you will get over it in time." And he starts leading Luigi towards the exit.
"What am I-a gonna do?" sobs Luigi. "What am I-a gonna do?"
"Just try to control yourself," replies the priest. "Time will pass, you will get over your grief and maybe in a year or two, you will meet a young woman and get married again, and everything will be fine!"
"Si, father, I know all that!" says Luigi, "but what am I-a gonna do tonight?"
Rupesh, tonight beat the drum.
(DRUMBEAT)
(Gibberish)
Rupesh...
(DRUMBEAT)
Everybody become silent, absolutely in.
Close your eyes, no movement, just be still.
Feel the beauty of this moment.
Feel the freshness and the youth of this moment.
Feel the bliss and the dance
in the deepest core of your being.
Rupesh... The beat.
(DRUMBEAT)
Everybody
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