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resist... he laughs wholeheartedly, without bothering whether it is time for laughter or not.
Now, for Sardar Gurudayal Singh and for our guest, the gorilla, if he can understand... If he cannot understand, at least he can understand your laughter.
Captain Fearless, the infamous pirate, is standing on the deck of his ship, `The Dirty Doc' -- that is the name of the ship. When the lookout calls, "Italian merchant ship ahead!" Fearless calls his cabin boy and says, "Bring me my red coat, we are going into battle." Soon the Italian ship is overpowered and that night there is a feast of spaghetti and garlic.
The next day Captain Fearless hears the cry, "Three German merchant ships ahead!" Fearless calls for the cabin boy. "Bring me my red coat," he cries, "we are going into battle."
Soon the German ships are captured and that night during a feast of beer and sausage the cabin boy asks, "Excuse me, Captain Fearless, sir, but why do you always ask for your red coat before battle?"
"In case I am wounded," cries Fearless. "Then my men won't see the blood and become disappointed or disheartened."
The next day the lookout cries, "A fleet of English warships ahead."
Fearless turns to the cabin boy and whispers, "Bring me my brown pants."
Sidney and Sadie have had a lovers' quarrel and they have not seen each other for two days.
Sadie is sitting moodily, staring out of the window when the phone rings. It is Sidney.
"I am coming over to your house tonight," he says.
"Oh no you are not!" snaps Sadie.
"And I am going to throw you on the bed," Sidney announces.
"Oh no you are not," says Sadie.
"And I am going to tear off your clothes," says Sidney, "and make love to you!"
"Oh no you are not!" says Sadie.
"And," says Sidney, "I am not even going to wear a condom!"
"Oh yes you are," says Sadie.
It is raining one afternoon, so Virgil, the ventriloquist, goes into a bar. As he opens the door a stray dog pushes past him, nearly knocking him over, and then it goes to sit down near the bar.
Virgil sits on a bar stool near the dog and orders a drink. When
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