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moment is your no-mind.
The circus crowd is tense and silent, as Charlie the crocodile trainer cracks his whip. The crocodile opens its mouth... the crowd gasps as Charlie rolls up his sleeve and puts his arm inside the huge mouth. Charlie cracks his whip again and the croc shuts his mouth with terrific force, but stops an inch from Charlie's bare arm. The crowd is ecstatic.
Then the croc opens its huge mouth again, the white teeth glinting in the spotlights. This time, Charlie pulls out his prick and puts it in the croc's waiting mouth. There is deathly silence and Charlie cracks his whip. Quick as a flash, the croc shuts its mouth, but stops an inch from Charlie's prick. Then he picks up a huge wooden hammer and bangs it hard on the croc's head. But still he won't bite. Charlie takes a bow and then says, "Would anyone from the audience like to give it a try?"
A little old lady jumps up and runs into the ring. "Me! Me!" she cries. "But please, don't hit me so hard!"
Giovanni tells his friend, Zabriski, that he passed his American citizenship test by writing all the answers on the elastic of his underpants.
Zabriski borrows Giovanni's underpants and goes for the interview.
The examiner asks Zabriski the first question:
"How many states are there in America?"
Zabriski pretends that he is thinking. He turns around in his chair and sneaks a look inside the waistband of his pants.
"Thirty-four," he answers.
The examiner thinks that this poor man must be nervous, so he asks another question.
"What is the color of the American flag?"
Zabriski turns away and checks his shorts again.
"Green and purple," he replies.
The examiner decides to give him one last chance.
"Who was the first president of America?" he asks.
Zabriski looks over his shoulder, and stretches the elastic of his underpants. Then he looks up and proudly proclaims,
"Calvin Klein!"
Paddy walks into his local pub one evening and sees a smart traveling salesman leaning against the bar. He is impressed by the man's impeccable clothes, but what really catches his eye is the guy's beautiful
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