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was killed in a plane crash this afternoon," says the announcer.
"Our sources say that the rest of the passengers and crew all survived by parachuting to safety. But evidently the pope decided not to open his parachute, because it was not raining!"
A bunch of old hippies are hanging out and having a pot party. Suddenly there is a loud banging at the door, and a gruff voice says, "Police!"
One hippy looks around frantically and then stuffs his burning reefer into the cuckoo clock. About an hour later, the cuckoo suddenly sticks his head out in a cloud of smoke and says, "Hey man, anybody got the time?"
Two drunks, Dick and Willy, are walking down a country lane. Suddenly, Dick turns to Willy and says,
"Have you shit in your pants?"
"No," replies Willy.
A little further down the road, Dick says to Willy again, "Are you sure you have not shit in your pants?"
"I'm quite sure," says Willy.
Further on down the lane, Dick says, "Come on, take your pants down and let me see." So Willy takes down his pants, Dick looks inside and cries, "See? I told you so!"
"Oh," says Willy, "I thought you meant today!"
Ruthie Finkelstein is so fed up with her husband, Moishe, that she is almost suicidal. As if by a miracle, the very next morning she receives a letter which says:
Hello there! This letter was started by a woman like yourself, in the hope of bringing relief to tired and discontented wives.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally fed up. Then bundle up your husband and send him to the woman at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,500 men. And some of them are bound to be a hell of a lot better than the idiot you already have.
Do not break the chain. Have faith! One woman broke the chain and got her own son-of-a-bitch back.
At the date of writing this letter, another friend of mine received 183 men. They buried her yesterday ... but it took three undertakers thirty-six hours to get
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