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can deceive a few people their whole lives, you can deceive the whole world for a few days, but you cannot deceive Mom -- that's impossible.
But once in a while Madame Bla-bla goes shopping, and when she goes shopping the son immediately starts drinking -- he is an old alcoholic. That is the moment when you can look in the Akashic records.
Pramod asked me this question a few days ago, but I had to wait. Only last night could I look into the future records. This is what is written there... You can see, the Akashic records are big, their pages are also very big -- this is only a paragraph!
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh had dropped his body. When he arrived at the entrance to Heaven, St Peter was waiting to usher him to a special tribunal which had been set up to indict him on charges of sacrilege, heresy, libel, slander, defamation of character and obstruction of saints and Masters in the performance of their work.
'Listen,' whined Jesus in a nasal Jewish voice, 'this goy told the whole world that I was a four-foot hunchback with a st... stut... stutt... stutter. And he made uu... uu... up di... dirty jokes about Mmm... Mother and the Holy... Gggh... Ghost. And now nobody can take me seriously anymore!'
'That's nothing!' shouted Mahavira in his thick Bihar accent. 'He said that I was squatting to shit when I became enlightened, and that I was a sado-masochist, covered in lice and dirt, and had the foulest breath in the whole of India!'
Buddha, remembering to stay upwind of the Jaina teerthankara, butted in quickly. 'This... this... this crazy bloke had the impudence to say that he was putting my wheel of dharma in motion again. Just when it was gaining speed in America and Europe, this Rajneesh comes along and sticks a spoke in my wheel, stops it, puts it into reverse and then says that he is carrying on my work!'
Adi Shankara, speaking for endless rows of rishis, paramahansas and yogis, approached the witness stand next: 'For countless ages the saffron robe of the sannyasin, his austerity and chastity, his poverty and his renunciation of the world were universally respected. Then this charlatan destroyed all that in seven
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