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seven years! Now they are driving around on motor bikes, smoking and drinking, womanizing and having fun! They call it meditation. And they call themselves by the most outrageous names: Swami Veet Pete, Ma Sachchakhanda, Swami Wolfgangananda. This Rajneesh has made a mockery of our religion!'
The Holy Ghost was called to the witness stand. Of course, since he was not a person, only a presence, he could not speak. But he made his presence felt by loud thunderclaps and earthquakes. It was made clear from this, said St Peter, that the Holy Ghost was really pissed off with the accused.
Mother Teresa was the last witness to appear for the prosecution. 'I have only this to say: I spent my life trying to help poor helpless cripples like that man there,' she said, pointing to Jesus, whom she did not recognize. 'This Rajneesh mocked my efforts. I say he must be given the Ignoble Prize for all his many sins. I speak on behalf of Jesus Christ and the Polack Pope!'
The judge, God himself, asked Bhagwan if he had anything to say in his own defence.
'Perhaps a few jokes...' said Bhagwan tentatively.
'I see you are beyond redemption,' said God, a certain malicious glee now creeping into his face and his voice. 'I hereby banish you from heaven for all eternity and cast you into the seventh hell!'
'Thank God!' cried Bhagwan joyfully. 'For one dreadful moment I thought you were going to tell me to stay here! Now I can be with my people again!'
The second question
Question 2
OSHO,
WHILE ON AN EDUCATIONAL TOUR TO BOMBAY AND POONA I BROUGHT SOME OF MY STUDENTS TO YOUR LECTURE YESTERDAY. I WANTED THEM TO HAVE A TASTE OF THE JOY AND THE BLISS THAT I HAVE RECEIVED FROM YOU. HENCE I ALMOST FORCED THEM TO COME TO THE ASHRAM BY MAKING THEM WAKE UP EARLY IN THE MORNING, TAKE THEIR BATHS, SKIP THEIR BREAKFASTS, SO THAT WE ARRIVED HERE IN TIME. I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I HEARD THEIR REACTIONS AFTER THE DISCOURSE THEY WERE VERY CRITICAL OF YOU AND OF EVERYTHING THEY SAW AND HEARD HERE DURING THEIR SHORT STAY, AND CURSED ME FOR BRINGING THEM HERE. 'THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BAN THIS PLACE', 'THIS MAN SHOULD BE SHOT', ETCETERA WERE SOME
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